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Fun Quotes


“Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?”

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one


“A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive; without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment; but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing”


“I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today but i couldn’t find it.”

“If  at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

“Doesn’t expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected.”


“When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.”

“Why did the chicken cross the beach? Because it was a double-crosser.